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Join TSTP for Memphis in May WCBCC

Our BBQ Team, Too Sauced To Pork, is opening its doors to new members for the 2013 Memphis In May World Championship Barbecue Cooking Contest. We started our team as a way for BBQ Enthusiasts from all over to experience BBQ Fest by joining a team. You don’t have to know how to, or even want to cook to be a member. If you want to learn, we will teach you. If you know how, we will accept your help and learn from each other. If you want to party and drink the entire contest, there is a place for you as well!

Leave a comment and one of the members will get back to you, or go to the right and hit the “join us” button.

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Exposed: Cooking Competitions

Those who stopped by our booth last year at Memphis in May, may have noticed the camera crew hanging around. They were from the Travel Channel, filming us for a special on cooking competitions. Check out the Too Sauced to Pork crew on Travel Channel’s Exposed: Cooking Competitions, airing Sunday January 27th at 4pm Eastern, 3pm Central.

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Memphis in May BBQ Fest

Picture this: You arrive in Memphis, Tennessee on a Thursday morning in May. In the airport you see a few quick service BBQ restaurants; Neely’s, Corky’s, and Interstate. Even though you are quite famished after your 6am flight, you of course pass these stale airport outlets in favor of the fresh smoked love that Memphis has to offer.

Hailing a cab, you tell your driver to high-tail it downtown. Stepping out of the cab at your hotel, your sinuses are assaulted by the smell of roast pork, spices, and sweet smoke. You walk through the revolving door of the Peabody, taking notice of the ducks splashing around in the center fountain, and the tux clad jazz pianist in the bar.

Checking in at your hotel, you can’t help but notice the hazy blue fog drifting and dancing about the alleys and byways of downtown. You drop your luggage and proceed to relive your own version of “Walking in Memphis”, pretending those Nike’s are blue suede, you are walking with your feet 10 feet off of Beale. You grab a “Big Ass Beer” from a vendor on Beale Street, watch the Beale Street Flippers do 27 continuous backward handsprings down the middle of the road; then follow the crowds, and your nose, towards the Mississippi River. Walking down the long brick-clad street, Ole Man River comes into view and so does the crowd. There are about a thousand or so people here, all calmly walking to the gates of what many consider to be the World Championship of Swine.

It is an amazing sight to behold. As you walk through the huge gate of the contest, the sweet smell of hickory hangs thick in the air. Over 250 BBQ Team booths (some 3 levels tall) line the over one mile long park. Over 100,000 people flock to this Mecca of BBQ every year to eat, drink, and worship at the altar of swine. This is the Memphis in May World Championship BBQ Cooking Contest. Held every year on the third weekend in May, Thursday thru Saturday, it is certified by Guinness as the “World’s Largest Pork BBQ Contest”. Believe it or not, over the course of three days, over 84 tons of pork are cooked and consumed.

My name is Neil Gallagher, and before starting my own team, Too Sauced To Pork, I cooked on a few different teams in the contest. I was a guest of barbecue teams for many years before that. I have been a part of this amazing contest in one form or another for 21 of my 33 years of life. But alas, for the Average Joe there is a huge drawback to the festival, teams are not allowed to sell or give out samples to the general public. Due to Memphis Health Department regulations the teams can only give food and beverages to “invited guests”. “Invited Guests” are defined in MIM rules as anyone inside the fence of your team booth. The best way to experience the contest is on a team, or at least in a team booth, otherwise you will be on the outside looking in. You can join a team; there are many that offer people just like you a chance to experience this swinetastic soiree. Google Join a Memphis in May BBQ Team and you will see 4 or 5 teams that accept new members.

The days are full of contests, 16 different categories over 3 days. The nights are full of raging parties, many of which have huge buffet dinners, DJ’s, light shows, dance floors and multiple bars on multiple stories of a BBQ booth. When I say booth, I know you picture a ten foot by ten foot EZ-up with a table and some smokers. NOPE! These monstrosities are larger than most people’s houses. Many are 26ft wide by 50ft deep. That is 1300 square feet, before you start adding levels to them… That’s right MULTIPLE STORY booths. Some of these scaffolding-boned portable structures are 3 stories tall, that’s 3900 square feet of Pure Porkin’ Party.

Thursday is the Best Booth, Best T-shirt, and the Ms. Piggie Idol contest. First two are self-explanatory, the third is well….more complicated. Performers wear elaborate costumes, many featuring full-figured men in Pig Drag, singing porked up versions of popular songs. An absolute MUST SEE! Winners have included “Rib in a Box”, “Grills, Grills, Grills”, “Sweet Swine O’ Mine”, and the “Swine Warp.” The best time to connect with teams is on this day. Go around and ask about their cookers, no team can resist showing off. Awards are in the early evening and then a band is called in to finish out the night…

Friday is chocked full of competition cooking with the ancillary division contests. Categories include Tomato, Mustard and Vinegar Sauces; meat categories which include Beef, Poultry, Exotic, and Seafood, as well as the Hot Wings contest. A band plays before the awards, and then another after. Many cooking teams throw down the party on Thursday but are very much reserved on Friday night in anticipation for Saturday’s turn-ins. Of course that is just the cooking crew (about 5 people), the REST of the team, which on some teams include up to 200 members, live high on the hog and party till the cops shut them down for quiet time at midnight.

Saturday is held in the reverence of a Sunday morning Baptist church. There are no loud stereos, no parties, and no sign of the Carnival like atmosphere of the previous days. This is the Church of Cochon. Today we celebrate and piously reflect upon the main pork categories of Ribs, Shoulder, and Whole Hog. Every team has a blind box to turn in, and three onsite judges to schmooze. Booths are dolled up prettier than a 5th Avenue fine dining restaurant. Silver platters hold racks of ribs, exotic lettuces and fruits ornately decorate grilles and smokers, and you could even spot a team or two wearing tuxes, and greeting judges with a maitre d’. After all is said and done the long wait begins…only 3 teams from each category make the finals. We all wait for a smiling guy in a golf cart to attach a sign to your fence, signaling you are a finalist. When this happens, and HUGE cheer erupts, then you go into panic mode. That sign means 4 judges are coming to your booth to judge your pork. Fast forward to 6:30pm, everyone gathers at the main stage for the awards. The MC comes on and announces 10th through 1st place. If you didn’t final you pray for 4th-10th a HUGE honor in a field of 250.

I LOVE this contest; it is one of the highlights of my year. Why you ask? Excitement, pure and simple. Where else in the world can you find a BBQ contest two football fields wide and a full mile long with the majestic Mississippi as a backdrop. Where else in the World can you meet BBQ enthusiasts from across the globe, like the Danish National BBQ Team, The Norwegian National BBQ Team, or the Black Pig from Canada. Where else can you rub hoofs with some of the best in BBQ, people like Myron Mixon, Tuffy Stone, Moe Cason, Melissa Cookston, Brad and Brooke Orrison, and Chris Lilly just to name a few. Every year as that warm orange sun sinks into the Big Muddy, casting its amber hues over 100,000 swine worshippers, we competitors reflect upon its beauty with true reverence. Dreams are realized and shattered here, blood and tears are spilt, deep friendships are cemented, and lifelong dreams are granted…there is NO place on earth like Memphis in May.

Do yourself a favor, plan a trip to attend.

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Memphis in May 2013

Full team memberships available until February 28th.
After that date Memphis in May wristbands can not be guaranteed.

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Pastafarians – First Place Anything Italian

Congratulations to Too Sauced to Pork team member Liz for her first place win in the Anything Italian category while competing with the Pastafarians at the Memphis Italian Festival. Liz made some delicious cannolis that completely wowed the judges. Congrats Liz!

Liz with First Place Anything Italian Trophy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Second Place Tomato BBQ Sauce

Too Sauced to Pork is thrilled to announce that we have won second place Tomato Based BBQ Sauce at the 2012 Memphis in May World Championship Barbecue contest! Congratulations to Blake Marcum who made the award winning sauce!

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Join a BBQ Fest Team

Last opportunity to join is closing up. The absolute last day to join us for the Memphis in May World Championship Barbecue Cooking Contest is Monday May 14th. If we do not have your application by then, it is too late. If you have been on the fence about joining and have waited for the last-minute, that time is now. Go to the Join Us page now and send us an E-mail. Joining a team is the best way to make sure you can get into a booth at BBQ Fest as every booth is a private party open to members and invited guests only.

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Too Sauced To Pork partners with Grilla Pellet Smokers

Too Sauced To Pork has partnered with Grilla Pellet Smokers –  We will be cooking on and highlighting the smoker in our booth during Memphis in May. Please come by and take a look, it’s an awesome machine.

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Guide to Memphis in May BBQ Fest

Whether you call it BBQ Fest or by its official name, the Memphis in May World Championship Barbecue Cooking Contest, its time is approaching quickly. If you have never been before, we urge you to read our guide on what to expect on your visit. We cover rules for spectators, what to do while you’re there, and the way to get the most enjoyment out of your visit.

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Southern Hot Wing Festival 2012

Come down and visit Pirates of the Capsaicin at the Southern Hot Wing Festival that is being held this Saturday 04/21/2012. Pirates of the Capsaicin is run by Too Sauced to Pork member Danny and several of us will be down there competing with him for title of best hot wings. Admission at the gate is $10. Teams will be providing wings in exchange for donations. All proceeds from the event go to Ronald McDonald House. We will be at booth #19. The event will be held downtown along riverside drive at Jefferson Davis Park. We hope to see you down there.


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